We can and should not get you in contact with the official Illuminati for your own safety but you are more than welcome to contact us. We have been there for a really long time. You can ask us anything about the Illuminati and we will do our best to answer you unless it is something we can not tell for security reasons.
YES WE FART
As the Illuminati we are always onto making you scared. Some of you emailed us and said "do you even fart during a ritual?" Yea w...
